I am sooo itchy!!!

Why am I itchy, you ask?  It's due to the fact that I thought how hard could it be to jump a curb?  They're a lot higher that I thought.  I should clarify that I was actually riding a mountain bike and didn't just try to, you know, jump up onto a curb.  Anyway, I tried to jump up on to a curb and ended up flat on my face (literally) on the grass...I'm allergic to grass.  Some guy in a truck stopped to ask if I was OK.  I had to tell him that I did it on purpose...well, not the landing on the face part.  His comment?  "Pull up harder."  Gee, thanks.  I've got to give him credit, I would have been laughing so hard, I wouldn't have been able to talk.  The whole thing went a lot differently in my head.